Ode to the "Friends" and X

I don't care.
I don't care that you just got a full ride to law school or grad school cause you're that smart and amazing.
I don't care.
I don't care that you just got engaged and have a wonderful man and huge ring to boot.
I don't care.
I don't care that you have a brand new job that you love and are making way more money than I did in my first job out of college.
I don't care.
I don't care that you're finally moving out of your parents place to a sweet new pad in the bustling metropolis.
I don't care.
I don't care that you're in such great shape and that you can can't believe that that 10 mile run took you way longer than it did when you were in high school.
I don't care.
I don't care that this girl in my sorority unfriended me, even though I'm guessing she didn't remember that I was in it cause I was 2 years older, I mean at least I hope that was the case.
I don't care.
I don't care that I got laid off on Friday from my first real job because they got rid of like 10 other people and the whole HR Department.
I don't care.

But apparently I do care. Or else I wouldn't be saying anything about it now.
Well, there wasn't really much I could do about the downsizing at X. But screw you Facebook. There I said it. I'm sick of you taunting me and my life. When will I learn that comparing myself by everyone else's standards will never make me happy?  When will I learn?!?

Alrighty 2011, what else do you have in store for me? Cause a lot of doors are closing, and now I'm awaiting and actively excited for these new opportunities...